TSA Embarrassing Themselves: Lightning Round

Sep 15, 2017 by

An attempt to round up every scribbled note from various Delta napkins that didn’t justify a full story. Episode One Airport:...

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New Era Of TSA Crazy: I’m Missing 50% Of My Flights Now. Here’s Why.

Sep 7, 2017 by

Payback time: After the Jetsetting Terrorist blog gets its 15 minutes, TSA puts me on new enhanced terrorist list Only grown ups get...

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Drama & Duplicity: TSA Throws Airlines Under the Plane

Aug 30, 2017 by

TSA now (officially?) blaming airlines for their fake Terrorist List There’s one thing worse than a person who tells on another...

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“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules

Aug 22, 2017 by

Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...

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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password

Aug 15, 2017 by

Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part V

Aug 7, 2017 by

Customs misses the one thing they wanted most, and it was right in front of them. It was probably my first trip to Europe, early in...

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Delta Agent: “I’m Not Supposed To Tell You [Why You’re On The List]”

Jul 30, 2017 by

Delta thinks its cute to tell me there is something they’re not supposed to tell me. Linda was perhaps the only airline desk...

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What’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance

Jul 22, 2017 by

Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

Jul 15, 2017 by

Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

Jul 8, 2017 by

The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

Jul 1, 2017 by

Envelopes of bribery cash, pedophiles, and more in my reach for the coveted title of “international terrorist.” The plan...

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

Jun 24, 2017 by

Washington DC gets involved in the TSA’s latest hard-fought effort to embarrass itself. Readers of Wayne Dyer – and pretty much...

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I Broke Him: On TSA Resistance And The Merits Of Mockery

Jun 17, 2017 by

Bygone are the days of listless TSA agents giving terrorists half-hearted patdowns, barely making contact, and merely putting on a...

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I Met A TSA Agent Who Has Never Been On A Plane

Jun 10, 2017 by

I don’t verbally abuse TSA agents all the time. Sometimes I keep it restrained to understated mockery. And at times, nothing is...

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Why Everyone Should Be On The TSA List: The Perks Of Terrorist-Status

May 23, 2017 by

1. Terrorists go through security faster I don’t even like to talk about this, lest it be perceived as a backhanded compliment to the...

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