“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules

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Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...

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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password

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Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part V

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Customs misses the one thing they wanted most, and it was right in front of them. It was probably my first trip to Europe, early in...

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Delta Agent: “I’m Not Supposed To Tell You [Why You’re On The List]”

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Delta thinks its cute to tell me there is something they’re not supposed to tell me. Linda was perhaps the only airline desk...

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What’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance

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Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

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Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...

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