Being A Terrorist And Flying Into LAX The Day Of The Shooting

Sep 2, 2014 by

If you wanted to tell me something about how I chose the single worst day in US history to be a terrorist and fly into LAX, thanks...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part I

Aug 28, 2014 by

This was it: My first international flight while on The List. This was going to be good. Before buying my ticket, my first move was...

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The TSA Agent Who Knew My Name Before I Told Her

Aug 20, 2014 by

A few flights ago, a TSA agent told me something interesting: “In the future, go to the front of the line and tell them...

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How The Airlines And The TSA Snitch On Each Other

Aug 13, 2014 by

The airlines hate the TSA. And the TSA has disdain for the airlines. And the only way you’d really see both sides is to be a...

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Flying Out Of A Small Town Airport: Aka The TSA Goes Bananas

Aug 5, 2014 by

I encourage all jetsetting terrorists to fly out of a small town airport as often as possible. And get to the airport reeeeally...

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“This Passenger Cannot Be Assigned To An Exit Row”

Jul 20, 2014 by

Learning that jetsetting terrorists aren’t allowed to sit in exit rows. Today I purchased a ticket from my hometown airport to...

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