Fighting Sycophantic, TSA-loving Liberals In Line @ LAX

Oct 2, 2014 by

Scribbled hastily at the gate, 2014 The scene: LAX security. The time: 30 minutes ago. This is fresh in my memory so I’m going...

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What A Terrorist’s Airline Ticket Looks Like

Sep 18, 2014 by

It all starts with the boarding pass, and four ominous letters in the corner: “SSSS.” Translation: “security threat.” And from there,...

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My Shoes Tested Positive For Explosives

Sep 11, 2014 by

Denver should know better. They’re like the 5th busiest airport in the US or something. So why did they swab my shoes?...

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The TSA Agent Who Likes The Beastie Boys

Sep 10, 2014 by

For the first time, I’m not going to make fun of the TSA. I’m going to celebrate them. Or one of them. (It won’t...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part III

Sep 8, 2014 by

In part three of my “Globetrotting Jetsetting Terrorist TSA Follies” series, I return from Paris and find the TSA...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part II

Sep 4, 2014 by

International travel on The List, the return trip. Iceland customs was very laid back, and 10 days later I made the return trip....

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