What’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance

Jul 22, 2017 by

Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

Jul 15, 2017 by

Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

Jul 8, 2017 by

The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

Jul 1, 2017 by

Envelopes of bribery cash, pedophiles, and more in my reach for the coveted title of “international terrorist.” The plan...

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

Jun 24, 2017 by

Washington DC gets involved in the TSA’s latest hard-fought effort to embarrass itself. Readers of Wayne Dyer – and pretty much...

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I Broke Him: On TSA Resistance And The Merits Of Mockery

Jun 17, 2017 by

Bygone are the days of listless TSA agents giving terrorists half-hearted patdowns, barely making contact, and merely putting on a...

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