The TSA Agent Who Likes The Beastie Boys

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For the first time, I’m not going to make fun of the TSA. I’m going to celebrate them. Or one of them. (It won’t...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part III

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In part three of my “Globetrotting Jetsetting Terrorist TSA Follies” series, I return from Paris and find the TSA...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part II

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International travel on The List, the return trip. Iceland customs was very laid back, and 10 days later I made the return trip....

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Being A Terrorist And Flying Into LAX The Day Of The Shooting

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If you wanted to tell me something about how I chose the single worst day in US history to be a terrorist and fly into LAX, thanks...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part I

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This was it: My first international flight while on The List. This was going to be good. Before buying my ticket, my first move was...

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The TSA Agent Who Knew My Name Before I Told Her

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A few flights ago, a TSA agent told me something interesting: “In the future, go to the front of the line and tell them...

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