The TSA agent who knew my name...

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A few flights ago, a TSA agent told me something interesting: “In the future, go to the front of the line and tell them...

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How the airlines and the TSA s...

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The airlines hate the TSA. And the TSA has disdain for the airlines. And the only way you’d really see both sides is to be a...

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Flying out of a small town air...

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I encourage all jetsetting terrorists to fly out of a small town airport as often as possible. And get to the airport reeeeally...

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Dear TSA: Put a suitcase on my...

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I’m getting sharper at honing in on the emotional weaknesses of TSA agents, and exploiting them. I’m talking about going...

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“This passenger cannot b...

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Learning that jetsetting terrorists aren’t allowed to sit in exit rows. Today I purchased a ticket from my hometown airport to...

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The TSA just sold-out the FBI ...

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How I learned why they really disappear into a back room with my ID for 20 minutes. Two months ago I was flying out of Atlanta on a...

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