How The Airlines And The TSA Snitch On Each Other

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The airlines hate the TSA. And the TSA has disdain for the airlines. And the only way you’d really see both sides is to be a...

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Flying Out Of A Small Town Airport: Aka The TSA Goes Bananas

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I encourage all jetsetting terrorists to fly out of a small town airport as often as possible. And get to the airport reeeeally...

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“This Passenger Cannot Be Assigned To An Exit Row”

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Learning that jetsetting terrorists aren’t allowed to sit in exit rows. Today I purchased a ticket from my hometown airport to...

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The TSA Just Sold-Out The FBI And Told Me A Huge Secret

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How I learned why they really disappear into a back room with my ID for 20 minutes. Two months ago I was flying out of Atlanta on a...

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I WIN: How I Parlayed An Intrusive TSA Search Into A Free Flight

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In a rare victory over the TSA, I capitalize on their incompetence and get a free flight out of it. New Orleans. It was the same...

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Wanted: Super spy-gear tacticians who can tell me how to film the TSA

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You really won’t believe the enormity of TSA incompetence and thug-ism until you see it. And I want to use this site to make...

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