Counter-Harrassing The TSA: My Girlfriend Got Me A Swtichblade-Comb
My girlfriend gets me a comb disguised as a switchblade knife, the TSA hates it. I think it started when we watched the 80s classic...
read moreMy girlfriend gets me a comb disguised as a switchblade knife, the TSA hates it. I think it started when we watched the 80s classic...
read moreTSA agent tries to tell me I can’t board a flight. I laugh at him. He scurries off like a little bitch. A consistent theme...
read moreScribbled hastily at the gate, 2014 The scene: LAX security. The time: 30 minutes ago. This is fresh in my memory so I’m going...
read moreIt all starts with the boarding pass, and four ominous letters in the corner: “SSSS.” Translation: “security threat.” And from there,...
read moreDenver should know better. They’re like the 5th busiest airport in the US or something. So why did they swab my shoes?...
read moreFor the first time, I’m not going to make fun of the TSA. I’m going to celebrate them. Or one of them. (It won’t...
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