Drama & Duplicity: TSA Throws Airlines Under the Plane
TSA now (officially?) blaming airlines for their fake Terrorist List There’s one thing worse than a person who tells on another...
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“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules
Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...
read moreCustoms Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password
Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...
read moreWhat’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance
Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...
read moreThe Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA
Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...
read moreNew Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad
The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...
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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA
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New Era Of TSA Crazy: I’m Missing 50% Of My Flights Now. Here’s Why.
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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password
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I Figured Out Why The TSA Sets Up “Security Audits” At The Gate
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Hacking The TSA: Exploiting Terrorist Status To Skip 45-Minute Lines
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