Drama & Duplicity: TSA Throws Airlines Under the Plane

Aug 30, 2017 by

TSA now (officially?) blaming airlines for their fake Terrorist List There’s one thing worse than a person who tells on another...

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“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules

Aug 22, 2017 by

Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...

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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password

Aug 15, 2017 by

Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...

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What’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance

Jul 22, 2017 by

Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

Jul 15, 2017 by

Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

Jul 8, 2017 by

The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...

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