I Got A TSA Guy To Pick Up My Boarding Pass After I Threw It At Him

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I Got A TSA Guy To Pick Up My Boarding Pass After I Threw It At Him

I’d broken up with my girlfriend. Pulled some Jedi business power moves. Visited family. And was now overdue for some kind of...

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I Get Put On The US Airways “Internal No Fly List”

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I Get Put On The US Airways “Internal No Fly List”

“You are banned”: US Airways permanently ban me after I record them. My girlfriend and I were at DCA, on a return trip...

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[Video] US Airways Gets Their Revenge, Part One

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[Video] US Airways Gets Their Revenge, Part One

After my video of US Airways gets 100k views, I book another flight with them. This is what they did to me. It was my first flight...

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TSA Embarrassing Themselves: Lightning Round

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TSA Embarrassing Themselves: Lightning Round

An attempt to round up every scribbled note from various Delta napkins that didn’t justify a full story. Episode One Airport:...

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New Era Of TSA Crazy: I’m Missing 50% Of My Flights Now. Here’s Why.

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New Era Of TSA Crazy: I’m Missing 50% Of My Flights Now. Here’s Why.

Payback time: After the Jetsetting Terrorist blog gets its 15 minutes, TSA puts me on new enhanced terrorist list Only grown ups get...

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Drama & Duplicity: TSA Throws Airlines Under the Plane

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Drama & Duplicity: TSA Throws Airlines Under the Plane

TSA now (officially?) blaming airlines for their fake Terrorist List There’s one thing worse than a person who tells on another...

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“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules

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“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules

Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...

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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password

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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password

Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part V

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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part V

Customs misses the one thing they wanted most, and it was right in front of them. It was probably my first trip to Europe, early in...

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Delta Agent: “I’m Not Supposed To Tell You [Why You’re On The List]”

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Delta Agent: “I’m Not Supposed To Tell You [Why You’re On The List]”

Delta thinks its cute to tell me there is something they’re not supposed to tell me. Linda was perhaps the only airline desk...

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What’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance

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Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

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The Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA

Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

Envelopes of bribery cash, pedophiles, and more in my reach for the coveted title of “international terrorist.” The plan...

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

Washington DC gets involved in the TSA’s latest hard-fought effort to embarrass itself. Readers of Wayne Dyer – and pretty much...

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