“Things Have Changed.” TSA Dorks Flex Muscles With New Rules
Recently I was flying from San Diego to somewhere no one at the TSA could ever afford. Following protocol, the bro guy at the podium...
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Customs Confiscates My Computer When I Won’t Give Up My Password
Return trip from Cancun: Flying Internationally As a Convicted Terrorist, Part VI Flying into the US…. I’d done this...
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Customs misses the one thing they wanted most, and it was right in front of them. It was probably my first trip to Europe, early in...
read moreDelta Agent: “I’m Not Supposed To Tell You [Why You’re On The List]”
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Delta thinks its cute to tell me there is something they’re not supposed to tell me. Linda was perhaps the only airline desk...
read moreWhat’s New In TSA Crazy: The Bad, The Good, & The Good Riddance
Three things the TSA stopped doing out of the goodness of their hearts wait just kidding While I’ve been a convicted terrorist...
read moreThe Time I Tried Going To Canada, Totally Unrelated To The TSA
Proud misdemeanors, regrettable felonies, and SWAT team follies at the Canadian border. Weddings are cool, so Nicole and I were going...
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Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist, Part II
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Drama At The Gate: What Happens After Security
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The TSA Agent Who Knew My Name Before I Told Her
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TSA Agent Tries To Make Up Rules, I Laugh At Him, He Runs Away
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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.
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