New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

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New Episode Of “People Who Think Everything’s A Bomb”: iPod Jihad

The star of this story is the iPod my mom got me for Christmas. I loaded it with Anthony Robbins seminars and went to board my flight...

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

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I, The Teflon Terrorist: Flying Internationally As A Convicted Terrorist: Part IV

Envelopes of bribery cash, pedophiles, and more in my reach for the coveted title of “international terrorist.” The plan...

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

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I Try To Take A Laptop Onto An Plane. Here’s What Happened.

Washington DC gets involved in the TSA’s latest hard-fought effort to embarrass itself. Readers of Wayne Dyer – and pretty much...

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I Broke Him: On TSA Resistance And The Merits Of Mockery

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I Broke Him: On TSA Resistance And The Merits Of Mockery

Bygone are the days of listless TSA agents giving terrorists half-hearted patdowns, barely making contact, and merely putting on a...

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I Met A TSA Agent Who Has Never Been On A Plane

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I Met A TSA Agent Who Has Never Been On A Plane

I don’t verbally abuse TSA agents all the time. Sometimes I keep it restrained to understated mockery. And at times, nothing is...

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Why Everyone Should Be On The TSA List: The Perks Of Terrorist-Status

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Why Everyone Should Be On The TSA List: The Perks Of Terrorist-Status

1. Terrorists go through security faster I don’t even like to talk about this, lest it be perceived as a backhanded compliment to the...

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