Hacking The TSA: Exploiting Terrorist Status To Skip 45-Minute Lines

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I did it. I gamed the system to skip the security line. And I will strike again. It took a big chunk of my dignity, but after...

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My Friend Was Just Added To The “No-Fly” List

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This one is serious. Everything here is serious, but I’m not even going to attempt to be irreverent. My friend tried to board a...

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TSA Freaks Out Over My Starbucks Coffee Bomb

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Idiocy reaches new levels as the TSA goes on Red Alert over my Starbucks mug. Someone, for the love of God, please tell me how I can...

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I Figured Out Why The TSA Sets Up “Security Audits” At The Gate

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When it hit me what they’re trying to do with their obnoxious “security audits” at the gate. The horribly pathetic...

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How I Mess With Airline Staff At The Gate For Being TSA Puppets

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Something very strange happens at the gate about 75% of the time I fly. It is clearly related to being on The List. But I...

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Drama At The Gate: What Happens After Security

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After TSA scrutiny, they still have a couple of cruel jokes left for the jetsetting terrorist. One is the “approach the gate...

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