TSA acting like fake cops Archives - Page 5 of 7 - Jetsetting Terrorist: TSA diaries of a convicted terrorist

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This $100 item comes highly recommended if you’re trying to mess with the TSA. About six months ago I got this thing called...

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My girlfriend gets me a comb disguised as a switchblade knife, the TSA hates it. I think it started when we watched the 80s classic...

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TSA agent tries to tell me I can’t board a flight. I laugh at him. He scurries off like a little bitch. A consistent theme...

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Scribbled hastily at the gate, 2014 The scene: LAX security. The time: 30 minutes ago. This is fresh in my memory so I’m going...

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It all starts with the boarding pass, and four ominous letters in the corner: “SSSS.” Translation: “security threat.” And from there,...

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Denver should know better. They’re like the 5th busiest airport in the US or something. So why did they swab my shoes?...