“This passenger cannot be assigned to an exit row”


“This passenger cannot be assigned to an exit row”

Learning that jetsetting terrorists aren’t allowed to sit in exit rows.

Today I purchased a ticket from my hometown airport to San Diego. There was only one window seat left on the plane, and I selected it. That’s when something awesome happened. I got this message:

“In accordance with TSA regulations, this passenger cannot be assigned to an exit row.”

Theories at to why:

  • Terrorists hate humans so much we would physically block exit points in the event of a crash and/or fire.
  • They make you do that weird verbal confirmation thing after the fight attendant recites that exit row speech, and we’re known for only speaking Arabic.
  • The TSA just likes making stupid rules vacant of any rationale.

I’m going with the third one.



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  1. toyotabedzrock

    They think you might decide to step outside mid flight.

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