“This passenger cannot be assigned to an exit row”
Learning that jetsetting terrorists aren’t allowed to sit in exit rows.
Today I purchased a ticket from my hometown airport to San Diego. There was only one window seat left on the plane, and I selected it. That’s when something awesome happened. I got this message:
“In accordance with TSA regulations, this passenger cannot be assigned to an exit row.”
Theories at to why:
- Terrorists hate humans so much we would physically block exit points in the event of a crash and/or fire.
- They make you do that weird verbal confirmation thing after the fight attendant recites that exit row speech, and we’re known for only speaking Arabic.
- The TSA just likes making stupid rules vacant of any rationale.
I’m going with the third one.